11/10/21

Gentleman Kise Kehte Hai?

Gentleman kise kehte hai? 

You know, mard ka ek stereotype hai,

Badi macho waali hype hai

Wo ghar chalaayega

Ladki ko bachaayega

Wo royega nahi, weak nahi hoga

Mujhe laga ye toh kuch theek nahi hoga


Mujhe na hero, na saviour, na superman banna tha

Jo ro sake, jo ga sake 

Kisi ko bacha paye toh bacha sake, aisa man banna tha

Main Hindi mein senti hota hoon,

Punjabi mein gaata hoon, aisa man.

Tie baandhna mujhe nahi aata, par khaana theek thaak banata hoon, aisa man.

Tumhaari English slow hai ya fast hai,

Mujhe faraq nahi padta

Tum gay ho, straight ho, tumhari kya caste hai,

Mujhe faraq nahi padta.

I know that the ads have told you to play it too cool and Father asked you to be disciplined as if you are always in school.

Unhone bola, “Gentleman bano” 

But ye bhi bola ki “Man ka gentle hona kharaab hai”

Kyoki tumhe to honour bachaana hai

Jaadu waala perfume lagaana hai

Ussi se ladkiyan tumpe marengi.

Par marengi kyun?

Unhe marna nahi chaahiye,

Main Jahan hoon, jahan khada hoon

Unhe darna nahin chaahiye.


Pink aur pink floyd ke beech mein,

Wo kuch bhi pasand kar sakta hai.

Andhera zyaada ho, to wo bhi dar sakta hai

Kyunki violence uske saath bhi hua hai

Patriarchy ne usko bhi galat tareeke se chhua hai

Wo jaldi jaldi bada hone ke bojh ke neeche bandha hota hai,

Dil uska bhi 300 gram ka hi hota hai

Par uspe lohe ka social cover chadha hota hai


Usey bas car aur gun ke khilaunon mein mat baandho,

Jab wo bachcha ho

Zaroori nahi ki driver achcha ho

Ho sakta hai ki machinon ke kaam me thoda kachcha ho

Par mard hone ki iklauti shart yahi hai ki sachcha ho.

Ab zaroori nahi ki mera passion guitar ho, cool ho

Mere haath mein ladki ke liye phool ho

Ho sakta hai ki mere paas lambi gaadi ho

Ho sakta hai ki life ki har ek ride pool ho.


Tumhe pata hai, bachcho ko mai bhi sambhalta hoon

Wo thak ke aati hai, to ginger waali chai bhi ubaalta hoon

Ladka aur ladki mein farq bahut hain

aur ye farq khoobsurat hain,

Ye main jaanta hoon,

Par farq karne ko sabse badha gunaah maanta hoon.


Shayad isliye, isliye apne bete se kehta hoon

Ki zaroori nahi unke liye kursi kheenchna,

Ya gaadi ka darwaaza kholna

Par jab kuch galat ho, to sabse pahle bolna.

Kyunki six pack se nahi bante hain mard

Na zyaada kamaane se bante hai,

Na chilaane se

Na aansu chhupaane se bante hai


Kisi aur ko thand lagti hai to dil uska bhi sard hota hai

Ki jisko dard hota hai

Asal mein wo hi mard hota hai

Tu chaahe carpet pe soye,

Chaahe red carpet pe chale

Let me tell you, you are the most powerful, as long as there lives a Gentleman in you!

  – Gaurav Solanki

Special Poetry On International Men’s Day